Chicago Bears 2025 Season Prediction pt 2 and Other Musings

The Chicago Bears have 53 handsome young men chomping at the bit to lay pipe on the gridiron - pause. Notable starters include Joe Thuney at Left Guard (dog), Dayo Odeyingbo at Defensive End (dog), and Jaylon Johnson (injured? dog). Seriously what is up with our boy JJ? I absolutely love Jaylon, he is consistently underrated as a corner and I hope he gets healthy soon. Coach Johnson said that Week 1 is the "target date" for Jaylon but "we'll see". In other parts of the league some absolute wacky business is happening. Saints have announced Spencer Rattler as the starting QB (I'm so sorry New Orleans fans), the NY Giants put a hit on Tommy DeVito - pouring out some red sauce for the fallen paisan, and Casa Grande Transitional Housing in Las Vegas has retained Henry Ruggs.

CHICAGO BEARS 2025 SEASON PREDICTIONS PART 2

I just remembered that last year I also did score predictions. I pulled those out of my ass so I will not being doing that this year because I don't want to treat my readers like children. I respect my 3 readers of this blog and I will treat them with dignity and respect - no score predictions that I make up for no reason.

• Week 6 - Vs Saints

  • WIN - God I hope Rattler is still playing by the time they come to town. This is my birthday - I'm going to the game (thank you mom and dad) and I would love to see him flail around. Bears get the BIG EASY WIN.

• Week 7 - @ Ravens

  • Loss - Big yikes on this one. Do I need to explain why? Bears lose but to a possible Super Bowl contender. Life goes on.

• Week 8 - @ Bengals

  • Loss (but I might change my mind on this) - I don't know how to call this one. I think this is going to be a coin flip. Ja'Marr Chase and Joe Burrow are deadly - MAYBE, Jaylon Johnson locks Ja'Marr up? And our defense plays lights out in general? We'll see...

• Week 9 - Vs Giants

  • WIN - Holy shit I cannot wait for this game. Easy win for the Bears AND I get the chance to see one of the funniest current QB rooms of all time: Jaxson Dart who has all of 4 brain cells, Jameis Winston who us just an absolute DELIGHT to watch - I seriously hope he plays a good amount this year, and the DANGER Russell Wilson. What an absolute goof troop.

• Week 10 - @ Vikings

  • Loss - I think by this point in the season Kevin O'Connell works his magic on JJ and the stadium pulse is too much for us. I'm going to say that the Bears are going into this one cocky as hell and we get backhanded. Humbling game.

Part 3 to come...